WELCOME TO $JOBLESS
THE UNEMPLOYED RACCOON — the memecoin for people with no job, no boss, no plan — and absolutely no intention of changing that.
FtwTwLZLpPu9T3X8qD1uftwfiMHoXDCSpRt8rutRpumpABOUT $JOBLESS
Meet Jobless Raccoon. No job. No boss. No plan. His résumé is empty, his applications keep getting rejected, and his only professional skill is somehow surviving another day without getting hired.
So he stopped looking for a job and found something better — $JOBLESS, a community for everyone who was never meant for the 9-to-5. No experience required. Applications always open.
- Work Experience:
- None
- Education:
- Dumpster University
- Skills:
- Stealing food, avoiding responsibilities
- Expected Salary:
- $1,000,000/year
- Availability:
- Preferably never
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WHY PEOPLE LOVE $JOBLESS
NEVER HIRED
He had one job. It lasted 11 minutes. Since then, every interview has ended the same way — "We'll call you." They never do.
ZERO AMBITION
No career goals. No morning meetings. No five-year plan. His biggest achievement this week was finding an unopened bag of chips.
MILLION-DOLLAR DREAMS
His résumé says "No experience." His expected salary says "$1,000,000." He refuses to see the problem.
WE'RE ALL JOBLESS NOW
What started with one unemployed raccoon became a home for everyone tired of pretending they have their life figured out. No résumé required. Welcome to $JOBLESS.
$JOBLESS TOKENOMICS
1B
Total Supply
1,000,000,000 $JOBLESS. More tokens than job applications.
0 / 0
Buy & Sell Tax
No buy tax. No sell tax. He doesn’t pay taxes — he doesn’t have a job.
100%
Community Owned
Fair launch. No corporate bosses. The unemployed run this place.
SOL
Solana Chain
Born on Solana. Fast, cheap, and always between jobs.
FtwTwLZLpPu9T3X8qD1uftwfiMHoXDCSpRt8rutRpump$JOBLESS CAREER PATH
Fired
Career ended before it started.
- Survive the 11-minute shift
- Get fired successfully
- Launch $JOBLESS
- Find the other unemployed
Unemployed
Turns out, doing nothing takes work.
- Grow the unemployed community
- Daily memes & raccoon chaos
- Collabs with fellow degenerates
- Make unemployment look suspiciously fun
Unemployable
At this point, there’s no going back.
- Take $JOBLESS everywhere
- Community events & merch
- Make the raccoon internet-famous
- Never apply for a job again
Retired
Without ever having a career.
- Zero meetings
- Zero alarm clocks
- Zero responsibilities
- Mission accomplished.
GALLERY
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HOW TO QUIT YOUR 9-TO-5
Get a Digital Trash Bag
Download Phantom or Solflare. Think of it as your digital briefcase, except it holds $JOBLESS tokens instead of boring office spreadsheets.
Collect Some SOL
Grab some Solana from any exchange and transfer it to your new wallet. Consider this your final paycheck before total financial freedom.
Clock Out Forever
Paste our contract address into Raydium or Jupiter and swap your SOL for $JOBLESS. Congratulations, you are now officially unhireable.